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    thebeauteafullcreations:


    THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

    This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

    oHMygod

    (Source: sinistersaz)

    literallysame:

    nohighs:

    YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

    I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

    wifipasswords:

    this is heartbreaking

    (Source: unclefather)

    batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

    image

    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

    American Horror Story: Freakshow 2014


    tyleroakley:

    buyracial:

    jeffreycaluag:

    "Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

    Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

    watched like 3 times so far

    I AM LIVING FOR THIS

    la-rinascente:

    Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

    makochantachibanana:

    anya333:

    When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little

    HOW DO YOU DO THAT

    (Source: peterfromtexas)

    averypottermormon:

    pezzington:

    fithome:

    imgonnariverdance:

    shadowkat104:

    kellyjacobsbooks:

    HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

    Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

    NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

    Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

    However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

    A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

    A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

    Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

    The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

    Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

    Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

    major signal boost

    Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

    This could save many lives, reblog

    http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

    thank god for people like you who add sources

    thatfunnyblog:

    This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

    (Source: smilestoinspire)

    (Source: memewhore)

    Anonymous asked:
    Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?

    ohfuckyaoi:

    tmirai:

    ackanime:

    sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

    ikeaner-notp:

    ohfuckyaoi:

    THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES

    DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS

    I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.

    Lube is love, y’all.

    I cant believe this is still going.



    bunnyfood:

    FIRE!

    Somebody help me S T O P

    (Source: vinegod)

    (Source: seanfromtexas)


    mishapenmagic:

    This was the greatest scene ever

    (Source: magnus-thegreat-redundancy)